Tweets
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Just Getting Some Light Reading Done
Can’t wait till I get my paws on some Jack Meowrouac.
“It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.” - the Creator of the GIF
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ACCURATE.
care to try some Old Sport, old sport?
OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE
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Boom, Roasted.
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
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THE BREAKFAST CLUB TRIVIA: (Deleted Scene) John and Claire’s kissing scene in the closet was cut because Hughes felt that “screen kissing wears thin very quickly.” Molly Ringwald described it as a “great kiss”
Uh duh, Molly. You’re kissing John Bender. OF COURSE it was a great kiss.
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